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It\'s an epic tale that needs to be told!
From Todd, Spoony listener: 'To follow-up on your shed protection techniques to keep the wife out, I re-consecrated the shed, hung the garlic, and blessed it with the holy petroleum of a Ford 3.7 litre crankcase. But it had no effect!'

The Story of the Shed
'So, I was ready to burn the thing down, but just as I was about to strike the match, the heavens opened up and, like God himself, he said 'The Spoonman will protect you!'

The Spoonman Will Protect You
'Since then she's vowed to never enter my shed again. 'The Spoonman has protected me' - Todd

The Spoonman Has Protected Me

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